Joke of the Week
There was a nice old lady that was a little old fashioned.
She was planning a vacation in Florida at a particular
campground, but she wanted to make sure of the
accommodations first. Uppermost in her mind were toilet
facilities. However, she could not bring herself to write
'toilet' in a letter.
After considerable deliberation, she settled on "Bathroom
Commode", but when she wrote that down it still sounded
too forward so she rewrote the letter to the campground
and referred to the bathroom commode as the 'BC'.
Upon reading the letter, the campground owner was baffled
by the inquiry for a BC. He showed the letter to several
campers but they couldn't decipher it either. Finally, the
campground owner figured she must be referring to the local
Baptist Church. And so, he sat down and wrote the following:
"I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I
now take the pleasure to inform you that a BC is located
just nineteen miles north of the campground and is capable
of seating 250 people at a time.
I admit, it is quite a distance away if you're in the habit of
going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know
that a great number of people take their lunches along and
make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late.
The last time my wife and I went was six years ago and it
was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we
were there. It may interest you to know that right now there
is a supper being planned to raise money to buy more seats.
They're going to hold it in the basement of the BC.
I would say it pains me very much not to be able to go more
regularly. There is surely no lack of desire on my part. As we
grow older, it seems more of an effort particularly in cold
weather.
If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I
could go with you the first time, sit with you, and introduce
you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a friendly
community."
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